Data Log 5

13th May 2004

On arrival at Elstree Studios, I asked if I might top-up my back-up power cells. My docking station was connected to a power supply by that 'humorous electrician'. It was at this point I began to experience a strange sensation in my auxiliary modulator. This rapidly spread to my diodes that, if I haven't already mentioned it, are extremely painful. I ran a system check that reported I had been connected to DC current, but with reversed polarity! This led to serious thermal runaway in my power unit. Needless to say, I was left feeling terrible. I made a complaint to Nick Goldsmith, the organism known as 'the producer' who thinks he's in charge. He made the most dismal attempt at sympathy, and told me to see the funny side. This was something that my GPP would not allow me to do.